beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

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desactivated:

when you see a pen on the ground and you steal it

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sleepthroughthealarm:

sleepthroughthealarm:

sleepthroughthealarm:

i’m really confused omg there are 3 people from vietnam on my blog

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you’re all viewing the same post

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and you got here through facebook????????????

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wait update

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you’re all also from quite distanced parts of vietnam??????????

IM SORRY COME BACK

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lamelohan:

me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out

193,506 notes · 1 day ago
ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

52,486 notes · 1 day ago
You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life.
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verylittlebird:

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

345,787 notes · 1 day ago
Wanna smoke?
the potential beginning of a beautiful friendship (via stonerthings)
9,961 notes · 1 day ago

nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

658,238 notes · 1 day ago

jeliyfish:

I want to sit down and eat pizza until the rest of my life.

48,966 notes · 1 day ago

r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

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“no.”

285,094 notes · 1 day ago

Anonymous:
why are you loving him?

you-lost-her-idiot:

Because he was there when I needed someone. I don’t have friends, so he was my friend and my boyfriend in the same time. He listened to me, he gave me advises, he helped me a lot. He changed me from an almost alcoholic person to a girl that wants to be home at 10 pm. He saved me. He really did. I am a complicated person, but he stood by me every step of the way. I can be a drama queen sometimes, a crying weirdo, but he knows how to deal every situation. He always fought for me. No matter how hard things were. He showed me that when you love someone, you stand next to them no matter how difficult things are. I tried to push him away so many times, but he never left. He never gave up. And because of that, I love him with all my heart.